And thus passeth away even the third paragraph also.Ĥ. And I know that the review which I write true and I make it with mine own computer and I make it according to my knowledge.

And it came to pass that thus were written the first two paragraphs of my review.

Yea, verily, it came to pass that more exceedingly confusing than Yoda-speak it is.ģ. Behold, I make an abridgment of the review upon computer which I have made with mine own hands (the review, not the computer) wherefore, after I have abridged the review then will I make an account of mine own review and if thou findest this sentence difficult for thine understandings to comprehend then thou wilt not enjoy reading the Book of Mormon, for I make the record of my review in the idiom of the book of Mormon author. Yea, I make a record of my review in the language of English, and not Reformed Egyptian - the language of the Book of Mormon, because everyone knoweth that no one speaks Reformed Egyptian anyway. And it came to pass that I, TANSTAAFL, having been born of exceedingly Mormon parents, therefore I was taught somewhat in all the learning of my father which included the Book of Mormon, and having seen many afflictions and cognitive dissonance in the course of my days because of the fact that I was raised in the Mormon religion and having read the Book of Mormon nigh unto twenty times, nevertheless, yea, having had a great knowledge of the goodness and the mischievousness of Loki, therefore I shall make an exceedingly good book review of the Book of Moron.Ģ. #3 - An exceedingly good book review of the Book of Moron.ġ. #3 - The Mormons cause their critics to fret - from Older and Wiser I need to sleep, Book of Mormon I'll read,Įlder Packer, bring me, please, please bring meĭum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dumīest Original Mormonia Limerick or Chiasmus So that I will not have to squeeze my twinkie. Please take from me this great temptation (dum-dum-dum-dum)Ĭan't seem to stop my little fact'ry (dum-dum-dum-dum) Make it the wettest, that I've ever seen (dum-dum-dum-dum) Sandman by the Chordettes' - by brainbutterĭum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum, dumĭum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum.Įlder Packer, bring me a dream (dum-dum-dum-dum) another production by Paul Maughan and Pat McKitrickĮlder Packer (Tune: 'Mr. Hinckley, Wallace, Dorothy and the Wizard - 'Little flicks of history' South Park Mormons - Examination by Deconstructor Salamander Awards 2005 - Mormon LDS Parody Sarcasmįor material created Januthrough December 31, 2004.

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